this is the best thing in the entire world
i’m actually crying
f***ing turtles, man
it;s like, they know
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this is the best thing in the entire world
i’m actually crying
f***ing turtles, man
it;s like, they know
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if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest thing ever
what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81
what about that one mexican president who lasted 45 minutes in office
what about when the Austrian Army accidently attacked itself in 1788 and lost 10,000 men?
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This may come as a surprise to you, but this photo is of more than just a telephone. If you look closely enough, there is a girl in this photo who is easily forgotten. She goes by the name Ferheen, but you may know her as the smaller half of Fernick.
DON’T FORGET FERHEEN
It is also important to note that Ferheen does contribute to many pranks you may currently blame solely on Linda. For that reason, Linda has agreed to endorse this campaign.
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
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if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
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When Glee does things right, they do them E X T R E M E L Y right.
Not a fan of the show but WOW
Oh shit.
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